Lime Dreams

by Stoney Emshwiller

GOALS are good, and mine is to pee green.
That's not as easy as it might at first glance seem.

The quantity of ''Patty'' Beers required
Could get the strongest Irish liver fired.

I take another sip
and drop another drip....

I drink green beer until my bladder aches
I drink green beer until I'm peeing lakes.

And still, no matter how much money's bet on it,
My pee's still yellow -- though now it has a head on it!

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