Advice for March: Never Mess With a Ticked-Off Leprechaun

by R.J. Clarken

A man sought to trick
a leprechaun, to get what
he felt was missin'.

Wee fairy, irate,
cried to the man, ''What blarney
stone are ya kissin'?

''You'll not get me pot
o'gold,'' said he, ''Instead, just
me pot to piss in!''

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