Apparently This Test Inspires the Imagination

by Arthur Radley

WHAT is it about
this test that turns everyone
into a poet?

''It's like 60 yards
of garden hose up your butt,''
says our good friend Bill.

(Or was that Byron?)

Jay says, ''Look, who cares?
So they stick a plumber snake
up your ass — so what?''

(Or did Keats say that?)

Somewhere, Robert Frost
Wrinkles his nose, winks and says:
''The road less traveled?''

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