Treating a Sick Giraffe

by Bruce Williamson

IF a giraffe developed a bad sore throat
It would be in an area that's quite remote.
You could look down his throat a whole lot quicker
If you had the help of a cherry picker.

You'd also need to be possessor
Of the world's longest tongue depressor.
If you tried to examine his entire trachea
There's no telling how long it would take ya.

I don't think I'd want the job
Of trying to give his throat a swab!

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