Paired Practical Definitions

by Michael Ceraolo

One,
Graverobber--one who disturbs the burial sites of whites
Archeologist--one who disturbs the burial sites of non-whites

Two,
Madman--one who kills five or ten people for little or no apparent reason
Statesman--one who kills hundreds of thousands or even millions of people for little
or no apparent reason

Three,
Common Sense--what I know that you don't
Trivia--what you know that I don't

Four,
Passion--what I love intensely
Obsession--what you love intensely

Five,
Class Warfare--when someone points out the iniquities of the rich
Reality--when someone points out the iniquities of the poor

Six,
Authoritarian--a ''liberal'' who has been mugged
Civil Libertarian--a ''conservative'' who has been arrested

Seven,
Free Speech--what I exercise when you're in power
Sedition--what you exercise when I'm in power

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