Fox News Stops by the Woods on a Snowy Evening

by Poetry Hound

WHOSE woods these are, I think I know
A Liberal from the village though,
A welfare cheat without a job
Too lazy to come and watch the snow,

Good things, there is no fag, or queer
To press their ''gay agenda'' near
Right between the woods and frozen lake
They'd be good for target practice here

My Hummer idles with nary a shake.
Minorities here would be some mistake.
The only sound would be as I sweep
The poor out of town, oh let them eat cake.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
A place where terrorists could creep
Using trees for cover, on me they'd leap.
So many trees to fell before I sleep.
So many trees to fell before I sleep.

(See ''Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening'' by Robert Lee Frost.)

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