These Three Dudes of Bon-Bons Are Bearing Booze and They'll Traverse Afar

by Angela J. Perry

TWO cooks and a wine guy are figuring shit out
With a golden corkscrew and dollarfish in pocket they go
They are searching for a brownie that's a blondie
They desire a blush wine that's not embarrassed

With a golden corkscrew and dollarfish in pocket they go
This motley trio will leave no trumpet mushroom un-played
They desire a blush wine that's not embarrassed
Yes, perhaps they will even make aged meat feel young again

This motley trio will leave no trumpet mushroom un-played
The wine guy orders a bounce-berry and bourbon
Yes, perhaps they will even make aged meat feel young again
The wine guy is singing ''I want my baby back, baby back, back bacon''

The wine guy orders a bounce-berry and bourbon
The cooks have been drinking since before we started
The wine guy is singing ''I want my baby back, baby back, back bacon''
One of the cooks is getting sweet on the barmaid and orders a beef jerky

The cooks have been drinking since before we started
They are arguing about flapjacks and fiddlehead ferns
One of the cooks is getting sweet on the barmaid and orders a beef jerky
The situation is turning on them like five-day too old ricotta

They are arguing about flapjacks and fiddlehead ferns
They begin to wonder if evaporated milk is actually anything at all
The situation is turning on them like five-day too old ricotta
The wine guy declares himself chicken a la king, it's time to go

They begin to wonder if evaporated milk is actually anything at all
Things have gotten slightly queer
The wine guy declares himself chicken a la king, it's time to go
Dude, don't claim to be beef Wellington when you're from the steak-um park

Things have gotten slightly queer
They are searching for a brownie that's a blondie
Dude, don't claim to be beef Wellington when you're from the steak-um park
Two cooks and a wine guy are figuring shit out

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