Heaven, LLC

by Karl Koweski

IT shames me
I don't have
a college degree

especially now
that there are
dead kids getting
degrees at
Virginia Tech

a sort of
consolation prize
I suppose

sorry we didn't
sufficiently warn
you about the
crazed gunman
on the campus
here's a diploma
you can frame
inside your casket

with the world
running in the red
and the white collar god
eyeing the bottom line
a Virginia Tech diploma
on your celestial resume
might facilitate
an entry level position
in that great
corporate conglomerate
up in the sky

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