Aqua Net of Love

by Cafey Nated

HEATHER, I knew you once, back in the day
Long before your boobs had all that remodeling.
Fifteen years ago, when we saw snow in May
I think it was you who gave me the warning:
''You must use more hairspray, the sky's cold and gray,
We could use just a bit of that there global warming.''
As I watch you now on Rock of Love.
Sunbathing topless or playing football in your drawers,
Dry, damaged hair stretching up to God above
While you behave like a backstabbing whore,
Your adolescent antics on national TV,
Where you act immoral, degraded, and slutty
Weigh on my heart and make me quite sad
For oh how I envy the life that you've had.

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