Long Live Saint Augustine!

by Alex Galper

SAINT Augustine preached
that sex was a sin, rejection of spirituality
and if one was too weak to resist
he had to be disgusted with himself,
feeling like bloody murderer
after each orgasm.

Mohammed and Moses wanted
All males to be married at 13
So, they would resemble white and stupid rabbits,
Making children day and night.

I think that all men except me
Should follow the teaching of Saint Augustine
Then, I will finally get busy
And live like a happily-multiplying rabbit
As Moses and Mahomet had planned.

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