3 Stages of Computational Ennui

by Tony Voss

I.
I had a website
Until someone
Posted a comment
Calling me elitist
So I took it down

I had a blog
Until someone
Posted a comment
Calling it pointless
So I took it down

I posted to YouTube
Until someone
Posted a comment
Calling me nimrod
So I took it down

I don't know
What was worse
That they posted
Insults
Or that apparently
I agreed

II.
I can see your
Vagina
Because you failed
To realize
Your boyfriend
Lies

III.
I bought The Sims 2
And I spent hours
Making a Sim-me
With beard stubble
And a paunch
And a double chin
Just like me
Then I made
A girl
With long hair
And a perfect smile
And wide eyes
Just like my girlfriend
Then I spent hours
Making them talk
And hug
And kiss
Until they were in love
Then I made them have sex
Sometime in there
My real girlfriend
Went to bed
Alone

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