Jesus and the Banana

by Robert James

AND Jesus held the banana in his hand
And all of us there saw it with our own eyes
High there held
In his hand
Which he did then peel apart
As if he were unzipping the dress of a beautiful woman
Or if not a beautiful woman
At least a tall yellow one
With a big curve of a back and a funny little knobbly bit for a head
And Jesus let her dress fall at her feet
And for a moment I for one was very turned on.

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