by Sean Perkins

MY ex-wife called me up the other day
To tell me everything that's wrong with me.
         ''I divorced you to get away from this,'' I
         ''You divorced me to escape yourself.''
         ''No, he and I still see each other sometimes.''
         ''There you go, joking off something serious.''
         ''Joking off's harmless. Unless you film it or
         Things could get sticky then.''
                                             She hung
up. I wonder what she called me after that.

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