STARING, nose to nose
Knocking glasses together
Hiding little smirks

Tosses her head back
Cackles just like Rose Marie
In the pipe-smoke air

Rolls his head around
Raised eyebrows and cheap guffaws
''That's not what I'VE heard!'

Rayburn jerks his mike
Brett cuts up with filthy bile
Man, you guys had fun

With Joyce Bulifant
Fannie Flagg and Jo Ann Pflug
And Nipsey Russell

''Grab my blank'' ''Suck blank''
''Tickle her blank'' ''Blank her dog''
''Janice burned her blank''

Richard frowns and squints
purses those big saucer lips
Hey, buddy: You're next!