40 Years Oldby Stoney Emshwiller
I'VE turned a nasty, nasty age
so old I've fallen off the gauge.
My fingers ache
my toenails flake
I've reached the suicidal stage.
I harken back to days of old
before my genitals ran cold.
My eyes were bright
my heart alight
my buxom bollocks plump and bold.
But now though everything seems crappy
I recall the wisdom of me pappy:
''When life's a bore
go hire a whore
and have her suck you till you're happy!''