One Time at the San Diego Zoo

by Meatball Brown

ONE time
I was at the zoo
in San Diego,
and my brother and I
were really stoned,
and we went over to look at the rhinos,
and right by the rhino area
there's this sign that says:
WARNING: Spray Zone,
with a big picture of a rhino
spraying piss out of its rear
and then we walked over
to where the rhino was,
and it started to take a leak,
and it peed for 3.5 minutes!

We know this because some doorknob
from Nebraska or somewhere
timed it on his stopwatch.

I figure to pee that long
that rhino must have drunk
about three kegs of beer.

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