The French Soccer Case

by Dave Kessler

THE terrorist police came in lights flashing
It was a crime of huge proportion you see
The fans in the stands were barfing all over the place
The chief said ''It's looks like poison gas to me''

No terrorists with poison gas were found
And the sick fans were helped out by the police in blue
The top detective discovered it was bad hot dog mustard
It was simply a case of Dijon vu

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