Some Ideas for Jokes

by Elizabeth Swados

A Greek, a Mormon, two Jews and a root walked into a bar
A retired airforce test pilot and a Urabe carver walked into a bar
A duck and two blind whistlers walked into a bar
Three electrical engineers a wet nurse and a floating bath walked
into a bar

Two divorced airline stewardesses with henna in their hair, a manufacturer of
butterscotch and a drunk walked into a bar 6 barbers, two violists and a man
allergic to cranberries walked into a bar

Rachel, Rebecca and Suzy Jane Alice Doe Neshit walked into a bar
A horse on his back legs and a horse on his front legs walked into a bar
A horse on both legs walked into a bar. A
horse on no legs walked into a bar.
A hostage negotiator, Chinese seamstress and distributor of
snorkeling equipment walked into a bar
A psychiatrist, a trombone player and a
landscape architect with Bell's Palsey walked into a bar
The leader of the free world, the free and the world
walked into a bar
A man in cardiac arrest, a woman hiding her chapstick
and a frozen mop walked into a bar
Two bikini clad orphans, a rottweiler and an inventor of a
handsock created for faster swimming
walked into a bar
A happy psychopath, a cleaning lady and two Catholic heretics
a grain of sand, a lock of hair walked into a bar
and the fourth letter of the alphabet walked into a bar
a sled, a pickup truck and some Fetish
worshippers walked into a bar
A rabbi a priest and a muezzen walked into a bar
A rabbit some geese a dragonhens walked into a bar

to be continued . . .

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