The New Holy

by Andy Hall

THERE'S a zit on the back
of my neck. If I press hard
enough, there might be a
nuclear war. I blew my brains
out in a role playing game,
but in real life, I hung myself
I was trying to get my feet off
the ground. In Canada, children
are starving for jesus. If they
find him, they will eat him.

Fish study Zen the only way
they know how, they keep one eye
open at all times, and when they die
they float on one side.
Were I a dead fish,
I'd hope that I would not be fried--
for that is unhealthy, and you are
what you are eaten by.
Sushi is Japanese for Jesus.
Jesus died for our Sake.

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