THE first time I saw you,
Your thumbs groovin' on the 'berry
I said, That's the man for me
That Dude O'Change I call Barry

My love was cold like Cheney
Before you showed up in this town,
Both my heart, and my mortgage
they were hangin' upside down

But Barry you gotta hit Reply,
Tell me now I'm yours
I don't wanna dance with Rush
And he keeps knockin' on my door.

Barry, who ya writing now?
Won't you send that love to me?
If I can't be your send-to gal,
Then tell me it ain't Hillary.