Cover Your Ass
''Never moon a werewolf.''--Mike Binderby R.J. Clarken
NEVER moon a werewolf--it's really taking chances
because a werewolf doesn't care
about rear-ended stances.
And if your ass is sticking out, you could be unaware
of when he's right about to bite on your sweet bottom bare.
Of course, this is just metaphor, but in real life, it's best
to never moon a werewolf. Just keep your buttocks dressed.