Tour de Farce

by Dana Esau Larsen

YOU want respect from car drivers, that's fine
Why not learn how to stop at the big red sign?
Vacuum-packed into your Spandex rag
like ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag
Spooking horses and cutting off runners and hikers
I've had an assful of self-righteous bikers
Stay out of my way; I'm in no mood to joke
A broomstick's no friend of the bicycle spoke

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