The Dog with A Muddy Bottom

by Hal Sirowitz

HER favorite song is, ''Take me
to the River'' but she prefers
a simple mud puddle. She likes
to submerge her belly in it.
Then she pisses in it to make
sure no other dog drinks all the liquid.
Then she wonders why my wife
and I won't let her get into our bed.
It could be her bottom is muddy.
Or it could be I have plans
on my wife that don't include
our dog. She doesn't think
that's possible. She has been
studying us in an attempt
to become more human. I'm
sorry to report that the only
trait she picked up is how
to become even more narcissistic.

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