Wally the Worrywart

by Itchy N Scratchy

WALLY worried everyday about
green, globulous boogers
dangling from his
hawkish nose.

He checked the mirror
10,000 times a day just in case
one was visible. He was hairy
up there and didn't want to be
caught unawares.

When Bella the
buxom and bawdy brunette (with whom he'd
drunk red wine
slurped linguini and calamari
and kissed once on the lips),
did not return his calls,
he began to worry.

So he called her.

Turned out —
she'd been put off
by the lettuce
wedged between his teeth . . .

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