Hand Solo

by Itchy N Scratchy

HAND Solo likes to go it alone.
Galactic space hero naked
among the stars, master
of his starship.
A lefty, he goes, tucking down
his tighties, just a dab
of lube, he's ready
for take off.

Hand Solo doesn't need a lady friend,
but he does need
strong wrists as he proceeds
on auto pilot, hitting
the parsec run, light
speed till he
saves the day, light-headed,
shriveling,
waiting to find his hand
wandering down
his pants again.

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