If I could have an avatar
I’d join the Na'vi crew.
My spirit would be blissful
though my body would be blue.
My life would be a tad bizarre
if I could have an avatar.

I'd learn the ancient customs
with a hottie as my guide.
I'd choose a flying dinosaur
to be my awesome ride.
I'd ditch my Earth-polluting car
if I could have an avatar!

I'd be a fearless warrior,
yet wise and meditative.
I'd shed my brutish human ways
and go completely native.
I'd raise the nature-worship bar.
I'd be a shaman superstar
And holier than YOU by far,
If I could have an avatar!

Originally published by The Daily Rhyme.