Don’t Listen to Polonius

by Heather Dubrow

AND DISTRUST all aqua drinks,
or anyone whose advice smells of
aftershave lotion.
Ideas that hire personal trainers
should be avoided at all costs.
Remember that politicians' sound bites
may well carry rabies.
Know that the best lyrics
cannot be heard over
the Technicolor of rainbows.
Go for what is
equable and even-handed
as wholewheat bread.

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