Slurpee Girls

by Mrs. Dalloway

INSTEAD of smoking cigarettes after sex
people should drink Slurpees
They are more colorful.
Your teeth get all fuzzy and numb.
You can stick out your purple tongue
while he sleeps it off.

Best of all,
Slurpees don't set the bed on fire
if you fall asleep with one in your mouth.

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