The 100-Light-Year-High Club

by Scott Emmons

IF I WERE Captain James T. Kirk,
I'd be a love machine.
I'd get with every babe I met.
(So what if she was green?)
From Altair 2 to Rigel 4
I'd make my plays and always score
With Deltans, Saurians and more —
Perhaps the Vulcan queen!
Yes, random sex would be a perk
If I were Captain James T. Kirk!

Originally published in The Daily Rhyme.

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