Master Debate on May 22, 2011

by G. Nash

IT'S THE MORNING after the predicted end of the world and I'm horny as hell
having seen no bodies ascend naked into the heavens above, no thongs left
lying on the ground, no natural disasters breaking up the planet, no god
descending to bless or damn...but I'm not disappointed, even a tad relieved
that our vacation plans still remain viable. The newspaper buries its story
about therapy sessions available for the depressed Rapturers
who'd abandoned their jobs and their own kids for the chance to get into heaven.

The world ends everyday for some hundreds of people leaving their pets
to fend for themselves as it keeps spinning with or without humans being
saved or sexually satisfied.

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