After Being Mistaken for Steven Spielberg for the Seventh Time

by Daniel Thomas Moran

being Steven Spielberg.

It used to be fun.

Goonies, Gremlins, Roger Rabbit.
E-fucking-T. Oh yeah.
Private jets, Georgica Pond
Bronze shit on every shelf, and

That pain in my ass Amy Irving
all the time worried about her hair,

Saying shit like, why don't you
make a movie about The Holocaust?
Everyone loves movies about The Holocaust.

Christ. Who writes a pre-nup
on a fucking paper napkin?

Somebody get Tom Hanks on the phone!
And Kate will you PLEASE!!!
Shut those goddamned kids UP!
I can't even
think straight.

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