Who You Gonna Call?

by Handyman Ray

you screwed up
building that new outdoor deck.
Two fingers busted.
The wood's ruined.
And the dog's dead.

Call me, Handyman Ray.
All aspects of home repair
should be this easy.
And the pooch?
Nothing I can't fix
with a little wood glue
and a boost from my car battery.

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