by Richard Cairo

IF ONE MORE HIPSTER dude just tweets @me
From 'cross the bar, and LOL, "You ignorant thing,
You're way lost in the last century,
'Cause your site's dead while my app's profiting!"

I won't stand it, and fold myself, and cry,
Full w/ 10 pints of ale digesting;
Quite pissed, too, that a Fasterbastard than I
Had rushed and done with user testing.

But oh no! No uploads! His joy is slain,
And now debuts the best app e'er known!
— the Apple Store selects from slag and drain,
And skimming Gold for iArt casts a pwn . . .
Those scarfchoked Hipsters suck on hardy bone
Shining from their iPhones stands a name.

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