Don't Poke Anybody! Oh Wait, That's Still an F: Found poem taken from Stephen Colbert's Tweets, November 2011

by Katharine Showalter

DON’T POKE! Father Jim inspired me to soak
whatever hurts in melted butter! Making me thirsty!
Thank Obama for 64-oz "Sippy Sluice."
Great job, Obama!

Don't poke anybody! Don't believe
that Nick Nolte is sexy
without a condom
On tonight's "Report": Just came
Thanks to a generous PAC contribution

I HOPE JAY THE INTERN COMES BACK SOON
to turn brown eyes blue

Don't poke anybody with a lighter attitude.
Continue being wealthy.
Continue being wealthy.

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