Ode to Gerard Depardieu's Stomach

by Melanie Browne

LOOK, this isn't a true Ode,
I have no patience for rhyme schemes,
and I made a D junior-high French, ok?
I looked up French phrases for love,
Including "Mon Lapin,"
which I think means "My rabbit"
or "My little spicy apple" or something,
but you seem more like a
bear, especially since you just
moved to Russia,
I had a dream your belly was
an angel on my Christmas tree
lit up for Christmas
In multicolored lights,
I might get dragged
down to hell like Don Giovanni
for speaking such things,
but I really hope not,
and besides,
one has to have passions

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