Five and Counting

by Hal Sirowitz

SHE SAID I was drinking too much beer.
I was doing it for the seduction scene,
but she was fine without any props.
It was hard seducing someone I
already knew, but all night she
was dropping hints — her hand
on my thigh. She was giving me
the green light and I was proceeding
as if it was yellow. Then she removed
my pants. The light stayed green. In
the morning I tried putting on her pants
by accident. Was that a Freudian slip?
We never got together again to discuss it.

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