Quiet Thoughts and Quiet Dreams

After Hal Sirowitz

by Jack Miller

BE QUIET, my wife said,
or the neighbors will hear you
breathing hard and moaning
like a horse at the finish line
and they will know we are having sex,
and if they know we are having sex
they will look at me funny when I take out the trash,
There's the trash taking out the trash, they will say,
and you don't want them thinking I am trash
because that will reflect badly on you.

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