Harlequin Romance

After Hal Sirowitz

by Connie Miller

STOP READING those romance novels, my husband said,
they will rot your brain with fantasies about oiled muscles
and giant blood-engorged members and nice things.
Women just read them because they hate sex
and need to get warmed up for their dull out-of-shape husbands.
So you should throw away those books
and turn out the light.

Are you warmed up yet?

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