by Brad Sime

I USED to shave
with a moustache trimmer,
but somewhere between
my house and hers
it broke in my backpack.

Later on, someone stole
my bag from out of my car
and my cigarettes and there
was a half cigarette in the cup
holder with the Pittsburgh Pirates
baseball card.

Now I use a pair of scissors
and they get the job done
but ever since it broke
I've been aching to use
the moustache trimmer

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