Yes, I Once Shook Hands with a Chimp

by Meatball Brown

Yes, I once shook hands with a chimp, and I also had a conversation with the spider monkeys at the Playboy Mansion in L.A. Of the latter, the conversation consisted of my handing them fruit from the hors d'oeuvre trays as they were making the rounds. And for the record, spider monkeys are not fond of pâté. But they love strawberries and cocaine. But who doesn't?

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