I Did a Google Search on You (Because I Can)

by Roger Unrequited

I did a Google search on you
because I can.
Now I know
All the things that you've done.
I got 13,300 hits
I'll look at each one, yeah!
What's this business you had,
and when did it fail?
And who's this guy Carl who wrote about you?
I'll send him a surly e-mail, hey.
I did a Google search on you
because I can.
All right!

Now I know
all the places you've worked.
(If I tell you about this,
will I seem like a jerk?)
Here's your family tree, baby,
and your arrest … in Bahrain?
Or maybe it's just a girl
with the very same name, hmmm.
I did a Google search on you
because I can.
All right.

This poem also appears on AmIRight.com.

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