Hey Diddle Diddle*

by April Clinton

''HEY Diddle diddle,''
said the cat to the fiddle,
''Do girls always touch themselves that way?''
''Yes,'' said the fiddle
to the cat in the middle,
''and that's why their hands smell that way.''

*Honorable mention, asinine poetry literary contest, fall 2002

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