THE Christmas decorations are still up
The children hang above the fireplace
I'm looking at my Pinocchio clock —
Is it time for a new face?

It's almost dreary midnight
Liz and Liza and me embrace
Macauley's looking too old.
Is it time for a new face?

Bubbles is drinking champagne
He's made a mess of the whole place
John Merrick's skull is missing
Is it time for a new face?

I've built a brand-new spaceship
I need to escape the human race
Marlon Brando can join us if he fits.
Is it time for a new face?

When the clock strikes twelve we're leaving
We're taking off for outer space
E.T. has invited us to his home
Is it time for a new face?