Freedom Onion Soup!

by V.S. Frimmit

OUR Congress has found that its calling
Calls for a spate of de-gauling
It seems the Frogs have rejected
the plans of the man we never elected
This has the Reps all inflamed
and now the House food's renamed
So French Toast's no longer the right nom
and fried spuds shall stand now for Freedom!
What's next on their menu of messing?
Does this mean au revoir to French dressing?
If we protest, will this Congress listen?
(Would they dare take the French out of kissing?!)
Our government's needing a fix
yet I've had enough of kid politics
These representatives truly embarrass
I'm taking the next flight to Paris

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