Two Iraqi Soldiers

by Lover Dudley

UMM QASR, Iraq (AP) --
Two Iraqi soldiers sent on a suicide attack mission
to the country's largest port
Turned themselves in
To British troops today

The British commander,
Col. Steve Cox,
Of the Royal Marine Commandos said
''We had two suicide bombers
turn themselves in.
''They didn't want to be suicide bombers any more.''

Isn't that special?

''We are accommodating them
With hummus
And Dr. Brown's cream soda.''

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