Alcohol: What a Wonderful Thing

by Pam 99

IT is something that helps ugly people mate,
If not for this they would never meet dates.
Be thankful for this or you'd never look good,
Without it you'd still be lonely and misunderstood.

You'd be thinking, thank god for that party,
Thank god for that one drunk chick,
If it weren't for all those drinks,
She would have never played with my dick.

But I was happy she was wasted,
I was happy that I was wasted too,
If it weren't for all of the alcohol,
I would have never married you!

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