Eggs Bad

by P-Woody

EGGS... bad
Mayonnaise... bad
Things using eggs as the main ingredient... bad
Like egg drop soup... bad
And omelets... bad
Egg salad and the three others (chicken, potato, macaroni)... bad
Things with the word ''egg'' in the name... bad
Egg noodles... bad
Egg cream... bad
Eggnog... bad
Eggplant... bad

Goop... bad
Falafels have goop... bad
Indian food in a bowl of goop... bad
Like a bowl of goopy Indian spinach... bad
Cream of anything soup... bad
Guacamole is goop... bad
Dip is goop... bad
Sour cream is goop... bad
Plus it looks like mayonnaise, which contains eggs... bad

Things that have hidden insides... bad
Like burritos... bad
And sandwich wraps... bad
Pie... bad
Anything in a ''pocket''... bad
Ravioli... bad
Jelly donuts... bad

Food that is bad because of the name:
Squash... bad
Including pumpkin... bad
Anything with ''cream'' in the name except ''ice cream'' and ''creamsicles''... bad
Like cream corn... bad
Or cream of tartar... bad
Prunes and prune juice... bad
Fig newtons... bad
Gnocchi... bad
Broccoli raab... bad
It's also bad because it tastes bad... bad

I don't make up the rules.

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