Sorority Chicks First

by Dustin Michael

JUST a suggestion, captain.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get the
wrong idea.

Not like I'm advocating
cannibalizing sorority girls,
necessarily.
I just think,
if it comes down to it,
they go first.
We eat the
sorority girls first,
that is,
then the accordion player
because every jolly
pirate ship
needs an accordion player
and it's a penny a bushel
sorority girls
but accordion players are
hard to come by
and ours is pretty good so
I'm just saying
If it comes down to it
eating folks, I mean,
I'm just suggesting
sorority chicks first.
Then accordion guy.
Then,
if we're still in a hankering,
Scurvy Ben.

Just,
you know,
a suggestion.

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