Ode to Booger Jones

by Colonel Drunky Bob

BOOGER likes to spank the monkey
He likes it quite a heap
He spanks each morn to greet the day
And spanks so he can sleep

He spanks before the dinner bell
And while he eats his macaroni
And even when he's fast asleep
He's whipping at the pony

You spank an awful lot, my friend
Is it boredom, or is it fun?
I don't know why I do it, Bob
But I know it must be done

I understand the concept, Boog
Of polishing the stoop
But this constant wanking has to cease
Or you'll pound it into soup

I wish I could, my dear old friend
But the urge I cannot block
So until we meet again
I'm off to hump a sock

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