Confessions of a Cannibal

by Scott Emmons

PERHAPS I'm slightly ghoulish or my mind is out of whack,
But I love the taste of Manwich with a side of Hungry Jack.
I often grab a Big Boy when I'm eating on the go,
But when there's time to linger I prefer a Sloppy Joe.
I snack on Mr. Salty. I'm a Betty Crocker fan.
You'll never catch me choosing Jif. I want my Peter Pan!
I'm fond of Mr. Goodbar and I love my Sara Lee.
In fact, I'd like a bite right now. But who's it going to be?

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